How to alienate your workmates
If you work in an office environment, you may want to alienate most of your workmates. This is a serious task and you’ll not want to take any chances. Plan your alienation.
A good start is to take a watching brief. Watch the people who are widely considered ‘massive tools’ and make note of what they do to achieve this reputation. If a person regularly walks into your room and insults one of your colleagues and then attempts to get everyone else to join in with them in some group bullying, try that. A person like this thinks that everyone is on their side. They think that everyone’s against their chosen target.
But they’re not.
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