How to keep your junior administrative position
April 29th, 2010 | Jobs
Having got the job, there are a number of things you should avoid doing while at work if you want to keep your job. Steer clear of the following:
- Smashing your monitor because you were looking at adult images and were worried that you would get caught
- Smashing your phone because you had dialled an adult entertainment premium rate phone number and were worried that you might get caught
- Smashing a filing cabinet where you had stashed all your adult literature because you were worried you might get caught
- Smashing the VCR in the conference room because you were watching an adult video and were worried that you might get caught
- Smashing Helen from accounts because you were worried that the two of you might get caught
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May 14th, 2010 at 4:13 pm